Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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