Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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