I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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