So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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