I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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