Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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