sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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