is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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