Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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