dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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