My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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