I must be too annoying 4 u.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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