omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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