she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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