youre lurking in front of me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
