I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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