We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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