Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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