The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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