Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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