Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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