yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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