dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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