But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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