I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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