Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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