I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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