My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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