Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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