That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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