I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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