are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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