Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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