There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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