Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
high people should be assigned attendants
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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