Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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