fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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