i just google imaged poop.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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