Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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