Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
