Slut skills are useful in every country.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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