I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she peed on how many people?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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