I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
