Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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