looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
