Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He felt like a one man threesome
Dignity is for republicans.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
