That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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