This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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