it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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