i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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