Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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