I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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