Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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