you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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