You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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