And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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